So Long Lost

I have tossed in the towel on Lost.
There are just too many un-answered questions.
For every season of Lost, few, if any, questions get answered.
Still more questions are asked. I have come to the point
Where I just don’t care anymore.

I cheer when people die.
I find myself hoping that someone uses the island for
Atomic warhead testing. I want Bob from Twin Peeks to
Show-up and kill the entire cast and start Twin Peeks, part II.

I’d rather comb nits out of the neighbor’s sheepdog for the hour
Lost is showing. I’ll devote this time to talking about Heroes or the Toyota
Ads showing street signs.

The entire fall season sucks.
I only watch two new shows.
Heroes and Jericho.
I like Jericho because it reminds me of a book I read
Titled Alas, Babylon, by Pat Frank.
The trouble with both of these shows is I can’t see the story lines
Continuing for very long.

I have got to get me a job at a network.
I could fart in a bowl and come up with a better program schedule
Than any of the 3 broadcast networks did.
I could ask a class of 5th graders for TV shows and find better ideas.

I think the networks have lost touch with viewers.
Just about every other show is a reality show.
Now, don’t get me wrong, some of these shows I actually watch
Others, I try not to even watch the promos for them.
Like the show featuring Flavor Flav. The only thing about this show
That I like is wondering what any of those women see in Flav.
But that’s just me... and not comparing apples to apples either.
Flavor of Love is on VH1 not a broadcast network.

I know TV has changed since the early 1960’s when I used to have to
Put aluminum foil on the rabbit ears to watch Batman. Cable has provided
Many of us many more channels to choose the many nothing programs from.
Computers allow us to watch episodes whenever we want.
Tivo’s , DVR’s, and entire season’s of episodes available on DVD allow us
To watch anything, anytime.
I just wish network TV would air something I want to spend the time watching.
So, if you know of anyone looking for a program director, development agent,
VP in charge of Programming, or a Creative director give me a call.
I have no training in any of these areas and I bet I’m still better than half the
People out there doing those jobs.

You will however be looking at programs that are aimed at people that think,
Not part of the demographic, and remember what TV used to be. So, I guess
I don’t fit into any networks programming and I won’t be waiting by the phone
For the job offers

I can dream, can’t I?

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